Joking about bombs or weapons in the airport security line might seem like dark humor, but to the Transportation Security Administration (TSA), it’s grounds for detention. Or worse. International aviation lawyer Anton Radchenko, CEO of AirAdvisor, says it’s a rookie mistake he’s seen too many travelers make, particularly those who don’t fly often.
In an interview with The Mirror US, Radchenko explained the consequences of what may feel like innocent banter.
“Even though the liquids rule has been around for over 20 years,” he noted, “passengers still make mistakes with it.” But one error stands out for its potential fallout: joking about weapons, bombs, or terrorism while in the TSA line. It “doesn’t go over well with TSA agents,” Radchenko warned. “They take all this very seriously, and rightfully so.”
While the joke might be on you, airport security won’t be laughing.
TSA Crackdowns on ‘Joke Threats’ and Sneaky Snacks
The TSA’s no-nonsense attitude toward security threats isn’t just about real weapons. Even pretending you have one or cracking a line about “What if I had a bomb?” is enough to trigger serious alarms. “You could be detained or even arrested, so it’s best not to joke around at all about these things while you’re at the airport,” Radchenko said.
And it’s not just what you say. What you pack can get you into trouble, too.
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He explained that toy guns, water pistols, and even realistic-looking keychains resembling weapons can delay or cancel flights. Travelers have also been held up for cannabis products, especially when flying from countries where it’s legal (like Canada) into the US, where laws vary by state and federal guidelines still prohibit it.
The TSA’s vigilance also extends to your snacks. Many fliers try to save a few bucks by bringing food onboard, but beware: hummus, peanut butter, yogurt, and soft cheeses are classified as liquids or gels.
The agency has reiterated that if it’s creamy or spreadable and over 3.4 ounces, it’s getting tossed. That salsa cup? Not flying. Your Brie wheel? Pack it or trash it. Even pudding has faced TSA’s liquid-limit wrath.
Cyber Safety at the Gate is Another Modern Warning
Well, even the airport USB ports aren’t safe anymore. The TSA posted on their Facebook page in May, saying, “Hackers can install malware at USB ports.” They call it “juice jacking.” So, if you’re traveling, keep an eye out for that.
Pack one of those TSA-approved portable battery packs or power bricks to keep your gadgets safe from digital gremlins.
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The TSA is serious about keeping things safe in general. They do not laugh off a joke about explosives, especially not at the airport. We all know it’s a tough job, so let’s not make it tougher.
If you get into some trouble, “it’s fine to stand up for yourself,” Radchenko added, but do it “calmly and respectfully.” Escalating things with TSA agents will never work in your favor.
So, when you’re waiting in that endless line, remember to keep your humor in check. Sure, you might think a little explosive humor is THE bomb (sorry, we did it, too!), but the TSA won’t find it funny. It could cost you a lot of time, miss your flight, or even spend some time in jail. So save the punchlines for the comedy club and keep the airport drama-free.
